June 2013
things that shouldn’t be as difficult as they are:
- dealing with spiders
- buying bras in the right size
- purchasing pads or tampons without getting embarrassed
- devouring the souls of my enemies
- getting out of bed in the morning
- ordering food over the phone
- using public transport
“wanna see my cock?” I say with a wry smile. I uncover a cage revealing a purebred rooster. It has won the blue ribbon at the county fair twice.
